I got stuck in the washer today!

So, I married a mechanic. Because of that fact, Jesse often unplugs my dryer to plug in his welder. He's building a chopper right now so my dryer is almost ALWAYS unplugged. So I moved the dryer to get behind it and plug it up, but that silver hose thingy kept coming unplugged. Finally I get everything situated and move the dryer back into place, to find that it came unplugged again! So I decided this calls for a different approach. I climbed into the washer to reach behind the dryer. I still couldnt reach! So I had to use a pair of long pliers to smack the thing in. The dogs freak out and all three come into the laundry room wonering why this crazy woman is standing in the big white square thing. So at this point, I can move my body around so that I dont kill myself. It takes my probably 5 minutes to manuver my feet around to jump out. All this time I have been wearing a pair of too big maternity pants that were falling down. So by the time I hike my leg up to the side of the washer, my pants fall down around ankles. So almost died today.