So the other day I went to Mcdonalds and bought lunch. I really shouldn't have because its not really helping us to save money when I spend it on crap. So I got my lunch plus two apple pies. See now, here this makes me sound like a fat cow. But they basically MAKE you buy two instead of one. Here's how, So one apple pie is $1.50 and two are $1.00! I know its ridiculous. And I wasnt going to eat them both then, I was saving one :) So I set them on the table and go out with the dogs to play. BUT My neighbor's dog wants to fight Poot. (not a good idea, poot is around 90 pounds and the other dogs is MAYBE 30) So I had to drag all the dogs inside so poot wouldn't eat that dog for lunch. So then I decide to take the trash to the curb.... Now it takes me Probably 3 minutes to walk from the house to the curb then back to the house. When I get inside my world ended! I mean literally the earth stopped spinning ( it even made that sound your tires make when you slam on your brakes)! I see... there... in ....front of me was an EMPTY apple pie box! So I frantically started looking for the other one thinking "so this is why they make you buy two" then I see it. My Stupid Stupid dog had her nose stuck in the other apple pie box. Now on a normal day or at least a not pregnant day I would have laughed and moved on. But as you know, I am no longer normal, yes, I am pregnant. and I wanted that apple pie. bad. I'll tell you its a good thing that we dont keep loaded guns in the house, or else Tia would have ceased to exist! So I did all I could think to do...I cried. LOL I pushed Tia away when she came over to apologize to me ( it didn't help that her dog kisses smelled like the wonderful cinamon-ey apple pie I longed for) It took a good 10 minutes for me to not be mad at her!:)
So the next day I go back to Mcdonalds to get another apple pie. The guy at the window says they are out of apple pies! I mean really people, you are mcdonalds, the rest of your food sucks! How in the world can you be OUT OF APPLE PIES! Jesse said they are sold out because they make you buy two instead of one. But I think that the van of pot heads in front of me ordered the last 30 of them....
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